SI INDAY KUNO SA DEAL OR NO DEAL

Nasali si Inday sa Deal or No Deal

Kris: Magandang gabi mga kapamilya, sa gameshow na
ito importante ang
sagot sa nag-iisang katanungang Deal or no Deal. Ang
ating player
ngayong gabi ay walang iba kundi ang fastest-rising
household services
manager na si Inday!

[umentra si Inday at nagpalakpakan ang mga tao]

Kris: Ok Inday, choose a briefcase.

Inday: Kris, I would opt for case #4 please.

Kris: Briefcase # 4... si Sharmel. Inday, matanong
ko lang, how did you
come up with the number 4?

Inday: Oh, do you really want to know Kris?

Kris: Oo naman. I'm sure kaya ko naman maintindihan
yung sasabihin mo
eh.

Inday: The number 4 was acquired based on a
probability distribution
function that involves integrating up to an area
greater than or equal
to that random number which should be generated
between 0 and 1 for
proper distributions.

Kris: Syet. tanong tanong pa kasi eh.

Nasali si Inday sa Deal or No Deal Part 2


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Kris: Ok Inday, choose 6 briefcases to open.

Inday: I would opt for 7, 24, 12, 2, 15 and 20.

Kris: Wait lang Inday, usually isa isa lang ang
pagbubukas natin ng
case...

Inday: Why is that? As if I can change the outcome
if we're to open a
case each time I blurt out a number as opposed to
opening each case
immediately one after the other right?

Kris: Hayyy...babaguhin pa talaga mechanics (bulong
sa sarili).



Kris: Anwyay, di bale na lang nga... tuloy tayo.
Number 7. Natalie
buksan na!!

[Yung audience sumisigaw ng LOWER!! LOWER!!!]

Kris: Teka lang, bago natin buksan... Inday, usually
ang mga contestants
naten ay sumisigaw ng "LOWER" every time magbubukas
ng case.

Inday: Kris, I guess that's not the way I was taught
in grade school.
You see, I was taught that we should only use the
comparative form of
the word or add "ER" to the adjective if we are
comparing two things.
And since it is only the first briefcase that we are
going to open, we
have nothing to compare it to. Am I right?

[natahimik ang audience at napaisip]

Kris: Oo nga no!

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Kris: Sige Natalie, Buksan mo na.

[Ang laman ng briefcase 7 ay Piso ... Palakpakan ang
mga tao]

Kris: Good start! Ano yung next case mo ulit?

Inday: Case number 24 please.

Kris: Chloe... buksan na...

[Audience sumisigaw ulit ng LOWER!! LOWER!!]

Kris: Wait lang guys, Inday may nabuksan ng case
baket di ka pa rin
sumisigaw ng "Lower"?

Inday: Oh my goodness Kris, how long have you been
doing this? Have you
ever encountered a value that is lower than a peso
in this game? Tell
me, is there any value left lower than the one we
just opened? Sheesh.

[Napaisip ulit ang audience at natahimik]

Kris: Aarrgghh!!!! Chloe buksan na lang nga, pati na
rin yung 12, 2, 15
and 20 buksan na rin para matapos na. [naiirita na]

[At sunod sunod na ngang nabukas ang mga case ni
Inday]

[nag-ring ang phone]

Inday: Ahh Kris, to save more time can you tell
Banker that I'm not
interested in his first offer. In the history of
this game of chance, I
have yet to see someone accept a first offer from
the banker. It's quite
pathetic and pretentious for contestants to pause
and look around the
audience as if asking for advice before ultimately
rejecting the first
offer. I mean come on, isn't that a waste of
airtime?

Banker: Potahhh!!! [narinig sa set kahit sarado ang
kwarto ni banker]

- Ito ang unang pagkakataon na marinig ng mga
audience ang boses ni
banker sa Deal or no Deal.