Saturday, November 17, 2007


Para ni sa tanan nga nibisita og nibasa sa akong mga kaayo. Just erase my blog name sa inyo list kay dili naman ko magblog....hehehehheeheh....cge bye for now!!!


Saturday, November 10, 2007


Nasali si Inday sa Deal or No Deal

Kris: Magandang gabi mga kapamilya, sa gameshow na
ito importante ang
sagot sa nag-iisang katanungang Deal or no Deal. Ang
ating player
ngayong gabi ay walang iba kundi ang fastest-rising
household services
manager na si Inday!

[umentra si Inday at nagpalakpakan ang mga tao]

Kris: Ok Inday, choose a briefcase.

Inday: Kris, I would opt for case #4 please.

Kris: Briefcase # 4... si Sharmel. Inday, matanong
ko lang, how did you
come up with the number 4?

Inday: Oh, do you really want to know Kris?

Kris: Oo naman. I'm sure kaya ko naman maintindihan
yung sasabihin mo

Inday: The number 4 was acquired based on a
probability distribution
function that involves integrating up to an area
greater than or equal
to that random number which should be generated
between 0 and 1 for
proper distributions.

Kris: Syet. tanong tanong pa kasi eh.

Nasali si Inday sa Deal or No Deal Part 2


Kris: Ok Inday, choose 6 briefcases to open.

Inday: I would opt for 7, 24, 12, 2, 15 and 20.

Kris: Wait lang Inday, usually isa isa lang ang
pagbubukas natin ng

Inday: Why is that? As if I can change the outcome
if we're to open a
case each time I blurt out a number as opposed to

opening each case
immediately one after the other right?

Kris: Hayyy...babaguhin pa talaga mechanics (bulong
sa sarili).

Kris: Anwyay, di bale na lang nga... tuloy tayo.
Number 7. Natalie
buksan na!!

[Yung audience sumisigaw ng LOWER!! LOWER!!!]

Kris: Teka lang, bago natin buksan... Inday, usually
ang mga contestants
naten ay sumisigaw ng "LOWER" every time magbubukas
ng case.

Inday: Kris, I guess that's not the way I was taught
in grade school.
You see, I was taught that we should only use the
comparative form of
the word or add "ER" to the adjective if we are
comparing two things.
And since it is only the first briefcase that we are
going to open, we

have nothing to compare it to. Am I right?

[natahimik ang audience at napaisip]

Kris: Oo nga no!


Kris: Sige Natalie, Buksan mo na.

[Ang laman ng briefcase 7 ay Piso ... Palakpakan ang
mga tao]

Kris: Good start! Ano yung next case mo ulit?

Inday: Case number 24 please.

Kris: Chloe... buksan na...

[Audience sumisigaw ulit ng LOWER!! LOWER!!]

Kris: Wait lang guys, Inday may nabuksan ng case
baket di ka pa rin
sumisigaw ng "Lower"?

Inday: Oh my goodness Kris, how long have you been
doing this? Have you
ever encountered a value that is lower than a peso
in this game? Tell
me, is there any value left lower than the one we
just opened? Sheesh.

[Napaisip ulit ang audience at natahimik]

Kris: Aarrgghh!!!! Chloe buksan na lang nga, pati na
rin yung 12, 2, 15
and 20 buksan na rin para matapos na. [naiirita na]

[At sunod sunod na ngang nabukas ang mga case ni

[nag-ring ang phone]

Inday: Ahh Kris, to save more time can you tell
Banker that I'm not
interested in his first offer. In the history of
this game of chance, I
have yet to see someone accept a first offer from
the banker. It's quite
pathetic and pretentious for contestants to pause
and look around the

audience as if asking for advice before ultimately
rejecting the first
offer. I mean come on, isn't that a waste of

Banker: Potahhh!!! [narinig sa set kahit sarado ang
kwarto ni banker]

- Ito ang unang pagkakataon na marinig ng mga
audience ang boses ni
banker sa Deal or no Deal.

Thursday, November 8, 2007


I got this from my email add...please spare time to read.


One day I decided to quit...I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality... I wanted to quit my life.I went to the woods to have one last talk with God.
"God", I asked, "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?"
His answer surprised me..."Look around",
He said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?"
"Yes", I replied."When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them. I gave them light. I gave them water. The fern quickly grew from the earth. Its brilliant green covered the floor. Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo.In the second year the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful. And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo. He said "In year three there was still nothing from the bamboo seed. But I would not quit. In year four, again, there was nothing from the bamboo seed. I would not quit." He said."Then in the fifth year a tiny sprout emerged from the earth. Comparedto the fern it was seemingly small and insignificant...But just 6months later the bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall. It had spent the five years growing roots. Those roots made it strong and gave it what it needed to survive.I would not give any of my creations a challenge it could not handle.
"He asked me. "Did you know, my child, that all this time you have been struggling, you have actually been growing roots". "I would not quit on the bamboo. I will never quit on you."
"Don't compare yourself to others." He said "The bamboo had adifferent Purpose than the fern. Yet they both make the forest beautiful."
"Your time will come", God said to me. "You will rise high"
"How high should I rise?" I asked."How high will the bamboo rise?" He asked in return."As high as it can?" I questioned.
"Yes." He said, "Give me glory by rising as high as you can. "I left the forest and brought back this story. I hope these words can help you see that God will never give up on you. Never, Never, Never Give up. For the Christian Prayer is not an option but an opportunity. Don't tell the Lord how big the problem is,tell the problem how Great the Lord is!

Heavens door open this morning,
God asked me... My CHILD...what can I do for you?" and I said "Daddy please protect and bless the one reading this message.
God smiled and answered ... "request granted ............



Leader of the Band

An only child alone and wild
A cabinet maker’s son
His hands were meant for different work
And his heart was known to none
He left his home and went his lone
And solitary way
And he gave to me a gift I know I never can repay

A quiet man of music
Denied a simpler fate
He tried to be a soldier once
But his music wouldn’t wait
He earned his love through discipline
A thundering, velvet hand
His gentle means of sculpting souls
Took me years to understand

The leader of the band is tired
And his eyes are growing old
But his blood runs through my instrument
And his song is in my soul
My life has been a poor attempt
To imitate the man
I’m just a living legacy
To the leader of the band

My brothers’ lives were different
For they heard another call
One went to Chicago
And the other to St Paul
And I’m in Colorado
When I’m not in some hotel
Living out this life I’ve chose
And come to know so well

I thank you for the music
And your stories of the road
I thank you for the freedom
When it came my time to go
I thank you for the kindness
And the times when you got tough
And, pap, I don’t thinkI said, "I love you" near enough

The leader of the band is tired
And his eyes are growing old
But his blood runs through my instrument
And his song is in my soul
My life has been a poor attempt
To imitate the manI’m just a living legacy
To the leader of the band
I am the living legacy
To the leader of the band.




Dance With My Father

Back when I was a child, before life removed all the innocence
My father would lift me high and dance with my mother and me and then
Spin me around 'til I fell asleep
Then up the stairs he would carry me
And I knew for sure I was loved

If I could get another chance, another walk, another dance with him
I'd play a song that would never, ever end
How I'd love, love, love
To dance with my father again

When I and my mother would disagree
To get my way, I would run from her to him
He'd make me laugh just to comfort me
Then finally make me do just what my mama said
Later that night when I was asleep
He left a dollar under my sheet
Never dreamed that he would be gone from me

If I could steal one final glance, one final step, one final dance with him
I'd play a song that would never, ever end
'Cause I'd love, love, loveTo dance with my father again

Sometimes I'd listen outside her door
And I'd hear how my mother cried for him
I pray for her even more than meI pray for her even more than me
I know I'm praying for much too much
But could you send back the only man she loved
I know you don't do it usually
But dear Lord she's dying
To dance with my father again

Every night I fall asleep and this is all I ever dream


Wednesday, November 7, 2007


Samtang nagtext2x mi sa akong amigo, mikalit dayon sya og pangutana "unya lor unsa man imong kantahon"?.....naglibog jud ko sa iyang text....ako syang gi.pangutana unsay pasabot ato. Iya pud tawon kong gitubag....ingon sya nga, inig human og interview sa usa ka contestant sa singing contest mao daw na ang katapusang pangutana pirmi...pwerteng jud nakong katawaa. Iya jud dayong gi.follow..apan og text...og mao kini

Judge: Unsa imong kantahon?

Contestant #1: Ang akong kantahon mao ang "Mga Dahong Laya"...........................

Judge: Unsa imong kantahon?

Contestant #2: Ang akong kantahon mao ang "The Falling Leaves".........................

Judge: Ikaw, unsa imong kantahon?

Contestant #3: Dili lang ko mokanta..

Judge: Ngano man?

Contestant #3: Manilhig nalang ko kay daghang sagbot.........


Kasagaran jud nako mga istorya kay ang akong mga nasinati kada uli nako sa bukid.... malingaw man gud ko...Karong kalag2x nga bakasyon pwerteng lingawa nako sa akong papa. Kilum2x nato, samtang ako og ang akong manghud, naglingkod2x sa among payag2x sa gawas sa balay. Sa among atbang didto pud naglingkod akong papa og akong pag.umangkon nga naghimo og puso^.

Samtang nagpasinaw mi sa among lingkoranan....nagbayloay pud ming upat og mga istorya pero kadtong higayona, mi.antog jud og maayo akong papa....pwerte jud niyang namo. Sige syag pangutana og kami tig.tubag.....mao ni iya mga pangutana nga wala jud mi bisag usa nga natubag, pero akong ibutang ang tubag.......

Unsay santos sa mga Pobre?...............
Unsay santos sa mga tubig?................

Unsay ininsik sa daot?.........................
Ang hinapon?..........................................

Unsay inenglish sa "Roco Batang Bato"?.......................................

Mao ni iyang mga pangutana, kon kabalo mo sa answer aw okey ra....pero mao ni mga tubag